Thursday, June 30, 2011

This Will Be a Short One

Everyone--including Dishbrother--is obsessed with knowing if Kim Kardashian's ass it real. I think it's real. It's a real fat ass. Fat ass. Like J.Lo's fat ass. Not sculpted and muscled, but fat. Dish also as a fat ass that hangs low and impossibly wide for a thin girl. Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. And if Kim's ass isn't real, well, I think she's really sad. She also has the melones and the botoxed face. Now...has she read her Tolstoy?

Jonathan Rhys Meyer allegedly tried to off himself with pills but his people say he was just hospitalized for falling off the wagon. Can you smell the downward spiral? Jonathan, you're fabulous. Stop being a joke.

Denise Richards adopted a newborn girl. There, something good.