Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Well, This Is Pretty Much the Best Headline Ever

Joey Chestnut eats 62 hotdogs for 5th title in row.

It's not just that the fates blessed Joey Chestnut with the splendorous talent of being a champion eater; it's that he's also been gifted with what is certainly the most magical name imaginable for a full-tilt hotdog-eating machine.

The only thing that could make me love that headline more is hearing it called out by a newsie on a Brooklyn sidewalk in 1922.