Monday, August 1, 2011


[Warning for zombie-esque allusion to violence.]

The cover of the new issue of New York magazine is terrifying. For about a dozen different reasons. Yiiiiiiiiikes.

cover of New York magazine featuring Mitt Romney and Jon Hunstman, casting them as 'the Cain and Abel of American politics

Jon Huntsman, please don't eat my face! Or Mitt Romney's face! Or whoever's face you're intending to eat whenever that picture was taken of you making an expression that DEFINITELY says, "I am going to do some face-eating."

It is also a very stupid cover, in addition to being terrifying. The Cain and Abel of American politics? Whut? Shut up.